Have you ever tried to ask for Grey Poupon in a restaurant? I will never forget the time I wasn't thinking and said to a server, "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" And then he put on a fake British accent and said, "But of course!" Then all my friends laughed, and I felt so silly I made a vow to only ever ask for "spicy mustard" from that point on.
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