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Is This the Best Way to Thread a Needle?

I’d rank the difficulty of threading a needle somewhere between removing the pencil from the forearm of the man in Operation and attempting that Indiana Jones scene where he has to replace a golden idol with a bag of exactly the same weight. I don’t do it often, but every time I find myself with a piece of string and an unthreaded needle in hand, I’m reminded of just how infrequently I thread a needle and how difficult the task really is.

Most people go the classic route: Lick the end of the string and jab it at the tiniest hole in the world and pray to some higher power that this time it’ll work. Others use wire loop needle threaders but those are like the size of a speck of dust and so easy to lose. There has to be a better way. And maybe there is.

Just last week, a video surfaced on Twitter that’s upending convention. A user named John Bick shared the hack to end all others, and it’s been making the rounds on Twitter ever since, kicking up all kind of dust. See for yourself here:

That awkward moment you realize you did it wrong your whole life. pic.twitter.com/oi8vKbMyvY

— John Bick (@JohnBick4) April 2, 2018

I wish I had the vocabulary to properly communicate what happens in the above video. Or maybe even the smallest notion of physics to fully explain why ferociously rubbing eye against thread against hand actually works, but all I can really land on is: friction. There’s something about high-speed friction that wheedles the filament into the teensy opening and leaves you with a perfectly strung, ready-to-go sewing needle. Twitter was incensed, but divided:

How many people are running off to try this right now!

— Pam Parker (@menolly7) April 3, 2018

Good grief. After 50 years of going cross-eyed

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